Thank You for Your Interest
Get one legitimate job offer before running out of money, morale, and plausible enthusiasm.
Known issues
- Ghost jobs
- Automated rejection
- Interview hydras
- Managerial ambiguity
- Employment
Free satirical browser games about systems that insist they are operating correctly. Each release is built and deployed independently.
Get one legitimate job offer before running out of money, morale, and plausible enthusiasm.
Known issues
Systems under satirical consideration only. Nothing below is scheduled, funded, or in active development.
“Your call is extremely important to us.”
“Cancellation is available at any time.*”
“Next available appointment: 14 months.”